the blatherings of a fangirl

I really, really love Thor/Loki, Tom Hiddleston, Chris Hemsworth, and Hiddlesworth.

This means I reblog a lot of gay porn. Dicks everywhere. Especially in butts.

AGAIN THIS BLOG IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK I REALLY MEAN IT.

14th February 2013

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schaudwen replied to your post: It’s also that time of the night where we start…

well with all those apples, you gotta figure it’s a highcarb diet…. and then there’s all the mead… Hmmm So would mead give you beer farts? Or is that the carbonation…

My thoughts are probably. I am trying to remember how gassy mead makes me lol They eat a lot of carbs and a lot of meat. I’m pretty sure Thor could clear a house if he let the right one rip. This may explain why Loki went so evil. Dutch ovens.

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9th February 2013

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joannaestep replied to your post: oh god we’re all like really tired and Kat and Jo…

you shu up right now

I don’t think so Ms. Reverse Twerk

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15th January 2013

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littlelostsock:

kimmsauce:

littlelostsock:

kimmsauce:

littlelostsock:

To Be A Loki - A Siege Loki, Kid Loki, and Ikol fanmix

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oo another FST to make us all super sad

#clearly someone needs to make one that is happpier #and about thor and loki and all of the mind blowing sex they have

DON’T TEMPT ME

:3333

I’M SERIOUS LET’S DO THIS. Let’s just collect up everyone’s favorite hot Thorki sex songs.

My favorite is Undisclosed Desires by Muse (x). hnnnng.

I am 100% serious when I say one of mine is Doin’ It by LL Cool J

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5th January 2013

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OH NO LOOK AT THE WHOLE BASKET OF SQUISH FACES
*GROSS SOBBING*

OH NO LOOK AT THE WHOLE BASKET OF SQUISH FACES

*GROSS SOBBING*

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5th December 2012

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kimmsauce:

image hip-young-beamslinger replied to your post: Trying to figure out how to block the Journey into…

Loki/Leah? /takes wild guess

Yeah. It’s cool if other people ship it, but it’s completely not my thing. I think just blocking Leah is going to work because I…

I do feel a lot better today, but you always feel tired after being on edge like for so long. The straw on the camel’s back that set it all off was me breaking one of the hinges on the screen on my laptop and pretty much melting down over the possibility of it dying.

Lololol your Xanxus/Squalo porn was always awesome.

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1st October 2012

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jimbly:

aicosu:

kidofmischief:

stephanie-hans:

Today, I did some silk prints of my Leah Illustration. For those who wouldn’t know, it’s a very old way to print very limited series of illustrations. There are only 20 of them. If you’re a JIM cosplayer, it’s free for you, let’s say if you come by my booth on sunday ? at 3 PM maybe ? Deal ? We could all make a photo to commemorate the end of JIM

OMFG WHY CAN’T I BE IN NYCC I’D TOTALLY WEAR MY KID LOKI COSPLAY JUST FOR THIS

OH MY GOD THESE ARE AMAZING

NOOOO MY LIFE

NOOOOO

GAH DAMMIT! Sylar will be Loki — but from the movies! *CRYS A MILLION TEARS*


I’m going to the booth regardless to buy a ton of prints, and get signatures!!

Hey Kim

I saw and I had many creys for it’s on Sunday and I will not be there on Sunday if it was Saturday I would have drug the entire fucking costume with me.

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2nd August 2012

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sin-overseer:

kimmsauce replied to your post: Kim, You still have my Taiwan present from…

*whistles*

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27th March 2012

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spentcashafterdancing:

Haha I saw this morning that it was Kimmsauce’s b-day today, and I usually make some sort of an attempt at gift art for such days, so I drew this while I was listening to my lecture for 3D design.
So Happy Birthday again, Kim! :D

OMG I LOVE IT.
You have clearly discovered the way to my heart.
It’s through shota Loki licking come off his face.
Look at that sassy little fucker omg I want to hold him and pet his hair and touch his face and pretty much be Thor and stick my penis in him.

spentcashafterdancing:

Haha I saw this morning that it was Kimmsauce’s b-day today, and I usually make some sort of an attempt at gift art for such days, so I drew this while I was listening to my lecture for 3D design.

So Happy Birthday again, Kim! :D

OMG I LOVE IT.

You have clearly discovered the way to my heart.

It’s through shota Loki licking come off his face.

Look at that sassy little fucker omg I want to hold him and pet his hair and touch his face and pretty much be Thor and stick my penis in him.

Tagged: kimmsaucehappy birthdaykid lokinsfwshotaI might have really just wanted to draw kid loki againand something dirtyI hope you like it ;__; haha

27th March 2012

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jimbly:

Happy birthday Kim.

My roommate is superior to all other roommates. Just sayin’.
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jimbly:

Happy birthday Kim.

My roommate is superior to all other roommates. Just sayin’.

<333333333333333333

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7th March 2012

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jimbly:

notasenator:

LEGO has paired with Marvel to produce a superhero line. Some product shots of three sets from the Avengers have been put up on Toys R Us’s website.

The sets show off minifigs of “Loki’s footsoldiers” which gives us just another small clue about the bad guys in the movie.

The main point here is that the Quinjet is fucking cool and I want an Iron Man minifig.

Kim this might be something of interest for you.

Oh it is. They will be mine. Oh yes, they will be mine.

I am going to have to build Thor and Loki a lego castle lovenest.

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