the blatherings of a fangirl

I really, really love Thor/Loki, Tom Hiddleston, Chris Hemsworth, and Hiddlesworth.

This means I reblog a lot of gay porn. Dicks everywhere. Especially in butts.

AGAIN THIS BLOG IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK I REALLY MEAN IT.

18th May 2013

Photo reblogged from british please with 66 notes

gregorywelter:

ship it hard!!

gregorywelter:

ship it hard!!

Tagged: nsfw

17th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from Welcome to Rock and Roll Fight with 74 notes

shinomiyanacchan:

Starish Lingerie!!!!!

from pixiv

Tagged: nsfw

Source: shinomiyanacchan

17th May 2013

Photo reblogged from pure adulterated sass with 532 notes

bunnyxian:

oh hi

bunnyxian:

oh hi

Tagged: nsfw

Source: bunnyxian

16th May 2013

Photo reblogged from Schaudwen's Ergi with 327 notes

lokisergi:

mrhiddles:

So that’s a thing.

*unintelligable noises* How did you know I wanted this.
So much

lokisergi:

mrhiddles:

So that’s a thing.

*unintelligable noises* How did you know I wanted this.

So much

Tagged: nsfw

Source: mrhiddles

12th May 2013

Photo reblogged from Follow with 5 notes

breederbulge:

THOR?

I have to say it that gay porn photoshops of Chris always make me laugh
This one is actually pretty well done

breederbulge:

THOR?

I have to say it that gay porn photoshops of Chris always make me laugh

This one is actually pretty well done

Tagged: nsfwand is that a purple cock ring?

12th May 2013

Photo reblogged from Schaudwen's Ergi with 78 notes

lokisergi:

Meet the Thors of Thor: God of Thunder
Brash, Mjolnir-less Thor of the pastDriven, Avenger Thor of the presentBattle-wearied, God-King Thor of the FutureAll united in one goal…To get the DBecause you can’t give me a comic with three different Thor’s, put them in bondage, and not expect something like this to happen.I will find a way to blame this on Kimm. This series does seem to be born of her darkest fantasies. Young douchey Thor? Check? Bondage and torture? Double check. Esad Ribic art with lots of scantily clad Thor? Humina-check! Thor being smart and sassy? God-King Thor approves that check.
Have I mentioned that Past-Thor and Mjolnir bondage are probably going to be one of my new favorite things now?

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I think the thing I like most for some reason is Old King Thor’s balls
and you know, young douchey Thor Mjolnir bondage

lokisergi:

Meet the Thors of Thor: God of Thunder

Brash, Mjolnir-less Thor of the past
Driven, Avenger Thor of the present
Battle-wearied, God-King Thor of the Future
All united in one goal…
To get the D

Because you can’t give me a comic with three different Thor’s, put them in bondage, and not expect something like this to happen.
I will find a way to blame this on Kimm. This series does seem to be born of her darkest fantasies. Young douchey Thor? Check? Bondage and torture? Double check. Esad Ribic art with lots of scantily clad Thor? Humina-check! Thor being smart and sassy? God-King Thor approves that check.

Have I mentioned that Past-Thor and Mjolnir bondage are probably going to be one of my new favorite things now?

:333333333333333333333333333333333333333

I think the thing I like most for some reason is Old King Thor’s balls

and you know, young douchey Thor Mjolnir bondage

Tagged: nsfwschaudwen is the bestthor threesomes are the best

11th May 2013

Photo reblogged from Fannish Proclivities with 29 notes

fdicksbee:

oh don’t mind me~ i’m just a wee little penis!!!

fdicksbee:

oh don’t mind me~ i’m just a wee little penis!!!

Tagged: nsfwkawaii chinko-chan

Source: dicksbee

10th May 2013

Photo reblogged from That's more a matter of style... with 244 notes

siege-loki-problems:

~Wet your lips and make love to the camera~

siege-loki-problems:

~Wet your lips and make love to the camera~

Tagged: booty booty bootynsfw

8th May 2013

Photo reblogged from someone else might have gotten it wrong with 2,068 notes

okayophelia:

Archetypes | CODEPENDENT ARISTOCRATIC SIBLINGS



















Their bodies scream when they are parted. They are caught in a gilded cage of obsession and longing, wandering around their mansion dressed to the nines or barely at all. They sit too close and curl around each other like cats, speaking their own language and watching you with the arrogance of those who know they are beloved. They are playful in the mad, careless ways that lead to rumours and revolutions. They meddle in each other’s love lives like jealous lovers and throw the kinds of parties of which Caligula would be proud. Their eyes, when they think you aren’t looking, overflow with dark secrets and darker acts and the darkest lie: that rules apply to everyone, to anyone else, but not to them. They conspire at cruel, intoxicating games of power that only they know how to play, and the all the while you can’t help watching, waiting, wanting, though you know they could never truly let you in. They have been raised like little gods, believing that nobody else on earth could possibly compare. Is it any wonder then, that they have eyes only for each other?

okayophelia:

Archetypes | CODEPENDENT ARISTOCRATIC SIBLINGS

Their bodies scream when they are parted. They are caught in a gilded cage of obsession and longing, wandering around their mansion dressed to the nines or barely at all. They sit too close and curl around each other like cats, speaking their own language and watching you with the arrogance of those who know they are beloved. They are playful in the mad, careless ways that lead to rumours and revolutions. They meddle in each other’s love lives like jealous lovers and throw the kinds of parties of which Caligula would be proud. Their eyes, when they think you aren’t looking, overflow with dark secrets and darker acts and the darkest lie: that rules apply to everyone, to anyone else, but not to them. They conspire at cruel, intoxicating games of power that only they know how to play, and the all the while you can’t help watching, waiting, wanting, though you know they could never truly let you in. They have been raised like little gods, believing that nobody else on earth could possibly compare. Is it any wonder then, that they have eyes only for each other?

Tagged: nsfwthis is only like almost every pairing I loveand especially those little assholes Kurenai and Natsume

Source: okayophelia

6th May 2013

Photo reblogged from pure adulterated sass with 76 notes

womanaconda:

“Well, I’m not getting it!”
what if loki was like “lol bro i’mma gon fuck you but first lemme just give ya a vag nbd” and thor was like “lol wat” and then loki conjured like three more of him to help out with fun times. meanwhile, other beach goers are just trying to play some volleyball. oops! who’s gonna get the ball? NOSE GOES!
lines by the glorious and actually talented schaudwen. my roommate, who still wants to remain nameless, helped out with the volleyball players. i just butchered the pictures with colors and a complete disregard for anatomy and perspective. nbd.
THE BEST PART IS THOR’S GLORIOUS FACE:

loki senpai pls

oh man Thor I totally understand why you are so pissed
you just got that vag and you are already experiencing the horror that is sand in your cooch

womanaconda:

“Well, I’m not getting it!”

what if loki was like “lol bro i’mma gon fuck you but first lemme just give ya a vag nbd” and thor was like “lol wat” and then loki conjured like three more of him to help out with fun times. meanwhile, other beach goers are just trying to play some volleyball. oops! who’s gonna get the ball? NOSE GOES!

lines by the glorious and actually talented schaudwen. my roommate, who still wants to remain nameless, helped out with the volleyball players. i just butchered the pictures with colors and a complete disregard for anatomy and perspective. nbd.

THE BEST PART IS THOR’S GLORIOUS FACE:

image

loki senpai pls

oh man Thor I totally understand why you are so pissed

you just got that vag and you are already experiencing the horror that is sand in your cooch

Tagged: nsfwoh god I can't stop laughing